Welcome to the Taj

Rules:

- 1. Anything can be recycled if you put your mind to it.

- 2. Learn Backgammon. Right now; off you go!

- 3. Keep the clutter off the bench.

- 4. There is no rule four.

- 5. Don't bump the gate.  This includes the King!

Consumables:

- The Lord's Classic, or Roo'n'Salad (pron. 'Ruined Salad')

- Orgasms, aka The Best Coffee in the NT.

- I-can't-believe-it's-not-baked goodies.

- Champion's Breakfast

- Fridge Surprise

Delights:

- The King's "Good morning! Good morning!" sung in the wee hours.

- Noodlicious Pool Volley Ball.

- Charm.

Cardinal Sins:

- not refilling the ice-block tray.

- plugging country music at high volumes on Saturday mornings from neighbouring houses.

- lobbing petrol bombs into the yard.

- buying the product because the packaging will look cool when recycled.

Tajisms:

- Fresh as a lettuce (trans. bright eyed and bushy tailed)

- Fresh as a Woolies lettuce (trans. not so bright eyed and bushy tailed; often a descriptor of those who may have boogied at the Base the previous evening)

- Have you been eating clown shit? (trans.  Who's a f***ing comedian!?)

- Captain Selfish (def. something created from uninhibited, free and conscious choice for the self and the self alone).